Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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