hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Bring me that man meat
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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