Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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