she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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