At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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