i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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