Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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