we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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