I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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