She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My feet surprised me
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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