something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I currently don't understand fingers.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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