I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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