i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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