oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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