You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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