So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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