How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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