Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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