you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky