its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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