Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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