You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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