I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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