i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
and you fell through a lawn chair
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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