Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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