Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
just tell him i said nine months
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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