You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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