An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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