Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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