you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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