I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.