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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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