While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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