Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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