is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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