I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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