Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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