we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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