why didn't you poke me back
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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