and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Just high enough for therapy.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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