I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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