let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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