Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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