I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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