She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
there was a trapeze. enough said
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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