I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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