He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I deserve this hangover.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
