guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My cat gives me a boner
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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