i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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