Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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