i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
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It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
my nose is crying tears of wow.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.