why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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